The most HILARIOUS thing just happened.

My best friend and I were gonna watch Storm Hawks, 'cuz we haven't in ages. I put the DVD in, but we couldn't find the sound remote. We looked EVERYWHERE. Finally, we found it, and turned the TV on to watch it. The TV was on DVD mode, and Storm Hawks had automatically started. The sound, though, was on cable mode, (hence the need for the remote controlling it,) and there was some cooking show on. The unintentional lip-synching between that and SH was disturbingly good.

We learned that Aerrow is an expert at preparing potatoes.

Oh, and Cyclonis is having problems with her vacuum cleaner.

I've never laughed so hard.

What else is random enough to speak of?

Um, um, OH! I got it!!

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I broke up with my first boyfriend a few months ago. Why am I talking about something so personal on the Internet? Because I have nothing to be ashamed of. Why did I break up with him?

Because we were COMPLETELY INCOMPATIBLE. Here are some examples.

EXAMPLE 1.

Me: I was watching Ed Edd n' Eddy this morning. I forgot how good that is!!
Him: Oh, that? That was ... kind of stupid.
Me: Stupid? Irreverent, maybe, but not-
Him: No. It's stupid.

EXAMPLE 2.

Me: Have you ever seen Storm Hawks?
Him: NO! It's completely childish, and it's a total Star Wars ripoff!
Me: It's my favorite show.
Him: Well, then ... you need a better favorite show.

EXAMPLE 3.

Me: Do you know who my all-time favorite characters are?
Him: Orochimaru?
Me: Team Rocket from Pokemon. Do you know who they are?
Him: Uh ... yeah. Yeah! There was the slut, the fag, and the mutated cat, right?
Me: o_0

EXAMPLE 4.

Him: (in a text) It's no coincidence that Orochimaru died in the Shuppuden episodes within the same week that Michael Jackson died.

And he KNOWS I love Orochimaru. If I insulted HIS favorite, Itachi, like that, he wouldn't talk to me for a week.

Not to mention that he abuses animals and is an athiest while I'm Christian, etc. etc. etc.

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Rant of the month:

Our school's volleyball team made it to state, and we got a day off to watch them play. They get a day off when they excell at the sport they play. In 5th grade, I was chosen out of all the kids in my homeroom to go to the Young Author's conference, a program that most schools in our state participate in. I got Best Book Award, beating all of the 5th-8th graders IN OUR STATE. Did we get the day off when I went to the conference? No, and I had to make up the homework I missed that day. I didn't get a day off for winning something state-wide, and they got a day off for just qualifying for state. >8( They got in newspapers, and I just got a little piece of paper for winning the entire writing competition at our 5th grade graduation ceremony. EQUAL TREATMENT MY ARMPIT!!

End of randomness. c: