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Dib tightened his arms around his captive, snuggling close to his fragrant chest.

"Mngh." Zim grunted, jerking a little in his arms.

"Morning, alien scum," Dib mumbled into jade flesh, nuzzling against the alien's neck and placing a kiss there.

"Sleep," Zim uttered, not opening his eyes.

"But I like you," the human responded teasingly. When this merited no immediate response he pulled back and pressed his lips gingerly to the Irken's shallow cheekbone.

"Dib-thing!"

Zim wriggled, scrunching his eyes shut in displeasure.

"What have I told you about your little … smacky human ickies?"

"What…" Dib pecked him on the lips before he could react. "…these?"

"Argh! Yes! Your little … your little love-spitties!"

Dib raised an eyebrow. "Kisses?"

"Yes," Zim spat. "Those!"

The boy grinned mischievously. "What about them?"

"DO NOT DO THEM ON ZIM!"

"But I like you," the human protested, eyes fixed on luminous crimson ones. "It's how people show affection."

"But- Zim does not like your affection! I like scratching and biting and battles and dooooom."

"And I like doing this." Dib proceeded to brush his mouth against the Irken's forehead. Zim snarled, freeing his arms from the tangle of sheets, and pushed on Dib's face as the human gleefully assaulted him several more times.

"CEASE YOUR EARTH-LOVE, PIG!"

Dib pulled back, laughing. "You're such a spaz, Zim."

"YOU'RE LYING!"

The human blinked at the alien, trying not to look amused. The alien glowered back, antennae flattened against his skull.

"You win, Zim. We can go back to sleep."

"I always win," the Irken agreed, expression becoming one of triumph. "Now sleep, Dib-worm."

"Okay," the human said, grinning deviously. Zim stared at him, unnerved.

Before he could react, Dib bent down and pushed his lips to the invader's cheek.

"RRRAAARGH," the Irken yowled.

The boy snickered, flopping over and squeezing his eyes shut.
Zim despises the ways of human affection. ZADR. :heart:
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:iconbrattygirl101:
BrattyGirl101 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student Artist
CUTE
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ZimsGF666 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
haha he got moochies :)
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Annikathegreat2 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
*o* I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KittyStar1 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012
Awwwwwwws!!!!!1
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tacopiggy75 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
u got their reactions perfect it really sounds like them! XD LUV IT!!
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ZIMSULTIMATELUVA Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Love it! ^^
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TrapMeHeart Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
omg! So CUTE!!!
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blacknblu Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Student General Artist
Cute, really cute.
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:iconchat-mort:
Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks. :aww:
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:iconzadrhinablood:
zadrhinablood Featured By Owner May 30, 2011
LOL
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:iconchat-mort:
Chat-Mort Featured By Owner May 31, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!!
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zadrhinablood Featured By Owner May 31, 2011
welcome!!!
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CartoonBoyfriends Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this ... most people have Dib getting all sad when Zim acts like that ... and that makes me sad. I would probably just laugh if someone got that mad at me for kissing them ... so I love it!!
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:iconchat-mort:
Chat-Mort Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know. You gotta make it believable if you want people to believe it!!
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morgans20 Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO how Zim would react!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! unlike the other ZADR stories....
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:iconchat-mort:
Chat-Mort Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahaha. Thank you. :aww:
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Genuine-Discord Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
awww so good !!!! FAVES!!!
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:iconchat-mort:
Chat-Mort Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!!
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:iconinvaderami:
InvaderAmi Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
So adorable!
I love how Zim was in character. ♥
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:iconchat-mort:
Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!! I did my best. :aww:
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TallestSky Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
This. <3
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:giggle: :hug:
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:iconkk12x:
kk12x Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Student
that was so adorable and cute
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:iconchat-mort:
Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!! :la:
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:iconkk12x:
kk12x Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Student
do u have any more
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:iconchat-mort:
Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Have any more what? ZADR fics?
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:iconkk12x:
kk12x Featured By Owner May 1, 2011  Student
yes pweeez
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner May 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have some, um, lemons I'm working on ... do you think I shold post them? Also, here's a short ZADR I wrote [link] and this has a little ZADR in it [link] I hope that helps!

:aww:
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peaceloveapplepie Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011
this is totally perfect, love it (:
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:iconchat-mort:
Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! Your icon is too cute. :aww:
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catsrusme Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
Yay cannon!!!! That is exactly perfict representation of zim! I like how you put in"i like scratchy bitty doom" (too lazy to put original quote) because zim dose that to dib in the show!!!! >W< sutch a cute little story
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww. Thanks so much! I really did my best.
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Tallest-Ariva Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw, that was so cute. :D And probably totally how Zim would react to kisses.
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'll let you know. -runs to where he's tied up in her closet-

:XD:

Thanks!!
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SwiftyRawr Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love your nicknames for kisses. 'Love-spitties' made me laugh so hard. XD
Its so... Zim. Totally in character. :D
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww! I'm glad I made you laugh!! :la:
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Fullmoon222 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Student Photographer
OMG I love this so much!!!
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:hug: Thanks!!
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chikanarusoubi Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha EPIC WIN :D :) :#1:
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:la: Thank you!!
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chikanarusoubi Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
no problem :D :)
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AlyciaZU Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Student General Artist
Awwwh! Hahaha, i think you totally got Zim bang on. Good job!
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! :dummy:
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funfungirl Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
This is so cute!! >w< I read it on FanFiction.net to xD
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Did ya? Thanks! :aww:
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funfungirl Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
lolz yeah np! ^___^
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Gayliens Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:giggle: I love this! :heart: You picked up on Zim's character wonderfully. I love his nicknames for the kisses of doom. XD
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! "Love spitties" makes me grin every time I re-read it.

:hug:
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Gayliens Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
It so does! :D That's brillaint. Great job! :hug::
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Chat-Mort Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:giggle: Thank you.
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